June 2011
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The State Game
Chandler: Time's up. Pheebs, how many you got?
Phoebe: Well, I started naming states, but then I got tired of it. So, I started naming different types of celery. So far I only got one- regular celery.
Chandler: ...Okay, Phoebe's got the lead in vegetables. Rach?
Rachel: 48.
Chandler: Not bad. Joey?
Joey: Behold the new champion of Chandler's stupid state game.
Ross: How many you got?
Joey: 56.
"Friends: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs"
Season 7 Episode 8 - 2000
Jun 30th
“Don’t fret or worry. Instead of worrying, pray. Let petitions and praises...”
– Philippians 4:6-7 (The Message)
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“Because you are my help, I sing in the shadow of your wings. I cling to you;...”
– Psalm 63:7-8 (NIV)
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Real Eyes Realize Real Lies
Out of curiosity, and let me preface this by saying it has no real importance, does anyone know if the saying “Real eyes realize real lies” was coined by Machine Head or if it existed before their song? Like I said, just curious. Heard it recently for the first time but their song is from circa 1994. On an unrelated note, circa is fun to say. On a more related note, I like the...
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All the Words
How do I speak of the indescribable to You I will try to explain these feelings that are true So looking to the sky I will sing and from my heart to You I bring All of the words in all of my life that could never explain and never describe All of my love, which is nothing to hide so I lift up my hands and I worship I worship You In your presence I forever choose to live I will praise You for...
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“Only man, each in his own way, has the ultimate decision on how his life is...”
– Simon Potter, The Greatest Miracle in the World
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Fam
I wonder how many people wish they had siblings like JJ, Panda and Fuzz. I think they’re pretty much the best. Sarah makes a pretty great sister-in-law, too.
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Matt: I'm so glad I'm not a mannequin.
Amanda: Why?
Matt: They have to get naked in public a lot.
Jun 4th
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Alan: My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear.
Stu: Polar bears are white. How would he know it’s an albino?
Alan: This one was black.
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Stu: Isn’t that just a black bear?
Alan: Whatevs.
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“With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God.”
– Mark 10:27
Jun 2nd
Matt: It's right there, by your foot.
Aunt Demi: You think I can see past my boobs?!
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