June 2012
67 posts
May 2012
61 posts
“Believe you can, and you’re halfway there.”
– Teddy Roosevelt
“Anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows but only empties today of its...”
– Charles Spurgeon
“Everyone is good at something. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a...”
– Albert Einstein
“He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but...”
– Epictetus
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“God’s will for your life will always involve someone else’s life...”
– Biju Thampy
Gavin: Dad, this computer is so slow!
Brent: It's Windows, Gavin.
“Failure is not the result of setbacks. Failure is the result of letting the...”
– Ralph Marston
“If you want to conquer fear, don’t sit home and think about it. Go out and...”
– Dale Carnegie
“You’re not obligated to win. You’re obligated to keep trying to do the best you...”
– Marian Wright
“Arrogance is ego plus ignorance.”
– Robert Kiyosaki
“Your destiny is never connected to anyone who leaves your life. God has put...”
– Steven Furtick
“The beauty of trying something you’ve never done is that you’re not...”
– Heather Frey
Darren: Now what are you posting?! I didn't say anything worth quoting.
Me: Now what?
Darren: What did you have in mind?
Me: World domination.
Darren: You can't even dominate the Canadian border.
Darren: Don't you know the phrase "as American as hot dogs, baseball and apple pie"?
Me: I don't like any of those things.
Darren: Go to Canada.
Me: They won't let me in!
Darren: And what does that say about you? Even Canada doesn't want you.
Darren: Love doesn't care about dirt.
“Take time to recharge your batteries. It’s hard to see where you’re...”
– Robert H. Connelly
“A goal is a dream with a deadline.”
– Napoleon Hill
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“Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.”
– Bill Moyers
Moss: Did you and her hit it off?
Roy: Define "hit it off."
Moss: Did she continue talking to you once you fixed her computer?
Roy: No.
"Yesterday's Jam." IT Crowd. S1E1.
“Make each day your masterpiece.”
– John Wooden
“We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or...”
– William Ward
“Where your talents and the needs of the world cross lies your calling.”
– Aristotle
Panda: Do you still watch that one movie with the nerds in the basement?
Me: IT Crowd?
Panda: Yeah, that one.
“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being...”
– Robert Anthony
“Talent wins the game, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.”
– Michael Jordan
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Me: You don't tweet very much.
Trevor: Sure I do. I tweet 2 or 3 times ... a week.
Me: Can I call you Brookly?
Brooke: No, you can't call me broccoli!
“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to...”
– Winston Churchill
