August 2012
35 posts
Tom: I can't say anything without getting quoted!
Me: I don't post everything you say. You're not THAT clever.
Me: You're not very helpful.
Tom: Pthb. When was the last time Brits helped the Americans? Oh wait. Lets not go there.
Me: Aw, shoot.
Tom: You do do that an awful lot in the US.
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
– George Eliot
Tom: What's the difference between baseball and rounders?
Me: What is rounders?
Tom: Where you hit the ball and run around the bases.
Me: (Uncontrollable laughter.) Wait. You're being serious?
Tom: Yes.
Tom (@bobbyshaw): I don't understand why you call it football. You mostly carry it. And it's not even a ball, it's an egg. It should be called handegg.
“The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.”
– Coco Chanel
“You have to have belief. You must have a purpose. You must believe that you can...”
– Bob Dylan
“You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to...”
– Steve Jobs
“If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try.”
– Seth Godin
“Subtlety may deceive you; integrity never will.”
– Oliver Cromwell
