Tom: I can't say anything without getting quoted!
Me: I don't post everything you say. You're not THAT clever.
Me: You're not very helpful.
Tom: Pthb. When was the last time Brits helped the Americans? Oh wait. Lets not go there.
Me: Aw, shoot.
Tom: You do do that an awful lot in the US.
It is never too late to be what you might have been.– George Eliot
Tom: What's the difference between baseball and rounders?
Me: What is rounders?
Tom: Where you hit the ball and run around the bases.
Me: (Uncontrollable laughter.) Wait. You're being serious?
Tom (@bobbyshaw): I don't understand why you call it football. You mostly carry it. And it's not even a ball, it's an egg. It should be called handegg.
The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.– Coco Chanel
You have to have belief. You must have a purpose. You must believe that you can...– Bob Dylan
You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to...– Steve Jobs
If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try.– Seth Godin
Subtlety may deceive you; integrity never will.– Oliver Cromwell